DSK stands for DA SEX KING

Just when you thought it might be safe to approach old men again, Dominique Strauss-Kahn is at it again! Yup, for the umpteenth time the ol' dirty bastard has been caught with his pants down and his willy in places it legally shouldn't be. Only this time, instead of being an (alleged) rapist, the man who was once tipped to be running for French presidency, is (allegedly) head of a sex-ring.

But of course!


Admittedly, the way this has been worded (by those professionals at the BBC) has sensationalised the story a tad - he has been shagging prostitutes at sex parties and charging it all to a corporate account but I mean...this is just so funny. Head of a sex ring? I think that would make D.S.K a P.I.M.P.

If the shoe fits....

And DSK's line of defence is a corker. He maintains that he didn't realise he was having sex with prostitutes because all naked women look the same. LOL. He says, "I challenge you to distinguish a naked prostitute form any other naked woman."

Fair point Dom, however there is a subtle difference and in order to clear up any confusion and prevent this 'unfortunate misunderstanding' from happening again, I have made a helpful little guide that you can cut out and keep in your wallet...next to the condoms presumably (because a true pimp plays it safe).

Simples!