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Monday 30 April 2012

World Exclusive: Chezza's New Vid!


Joke! Sorry, that was just to lure you in. It is, in fact, only a teaser trailer for Cheryl Cole's hotly anticipated 'Call My Name' video which will be officially premiered on Vevo on May 2nd.

Unfortunately, the link to the teaser has disappeared from the internet but fortunately for you I am a master interpreter of images, so here is a basic run down: it begins with Chezza strutting slowly and seductively through what appears to be Greenwich foot-tunnel, wearing nothing but knickers and a blazer - presumably attempting the 'day to night' look. Occasionally she pauses to voraciously itch her back on the wall a la Baloo the Bear and after much pissing about, finally makes it out of the tunnel into an empty reservoir where she starts walking with more purpose. Where she is going and why, we have yet to find out.

A random quote by the Marquis de Sade pops up on screen;

'The only way to a woman's heart is along the path of torment'. 

Very mysterious and libertine-esq Chezza but did you know that this is a man who used to lock up young women against their will and abuse them sexually? Of course he would say that. My question is, why are you saying it? This is a man who inspired Ian Brady and who was sentenced to death for doing poppers and sodomising his manservant. If Chezza is planning on channeling this in her work then I am very excited to see the end result as this is pretty much unchartered territory for her. I await May 2nd with bated breath.



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