Get Sexy For Kony!

When Jason Russel uploaded a video on Youtube about Joseph Kony, he really did not think it through. I mean, what a snoozefest! It's full of sulking kids in Oxfam clothes, making me feel all guilty and shit, telling me what I should do in my spare time and well, the response reflects the lack of effort. Over 80mil Youtube views..pah, a farting baby gets more than that in a day; celebrity backing from the likes of Rhianna, Taylor Swift and Kim Kardashian...who they anyway?? Invisible Children...more like Invisible Campaign!


During the video, I noticed a distinct lack of sex and here is where Invisible Children made their fatal flaw. Everyone knows the saying "sex sells" but were they also aware of the saying "sex saves lives"? What every charitable campaign clearly needs is more sex-appeal and one smart, smart lady knows it. Her name is Bree Olsen, she is a porn star and BOY is she super smart.

Despite a poor initial effort, I see that Invisible Children have finally caught onto the idea and have sent Jason Russel on his own saucy romp for Kony. Admittedly he took it a bit far with the masturbating but I guess the guy is just making up for the long 29mins he spent preaching when he should have been flashing the flesh and shaking that tush. 


He looks so pumped for Kony 2012 doesn't he?! Aww bless.

And the result? Everyone is talking about Kony! Sometimes all it takes is a porn star to really break it down for you I guess. Dehydration...yeah good try Jason! Malnutrition...pull the other one! I know your game you sly dog, its the launch of GET SEXY FOR KONY 2012 - a campaign we can all believe in.