Young? Talented? Overqualified for that job at TGI’s that you had to take because no one else wanted you? Plagued by feelings of low self-worth? If the answer to any of these (but preferably all of them) is yes then JUNKFEED WANTS YOU!
You may have noticed there hasn’t been much action on this blog recently, and the really smart among you will have noticed it’s actually been five months. And the truth is, I just haven’t had the time, what with the distractions of autumn (the leaves!), then winter (the frost!) then Chanukah (I’m half Jewish!) then Christmas (Santa!). I mean, it’s ridiculous - did you know blogs have to be maintained daily?! That’s a full time job and I am already juggling an internship and part-time work. So I’m after my very own, shiny, happy, vulnerable intern.
You will need to be
A recent graduate from a decent University with a 2:1 or higher
An excellent writer - the style here is very high. Obviously
Very eager to please
Resilient
Happy to let me take credit for your work
Able to think outside the box
Able to keep your emotions outside of the office
A good shoulder to cry on
Confident with all forms of social media
Responsibilities include
Running your very own editorial team, consisting of just you
Tea making, snack foraging
Posting to the blog daily
Trying to get celebrities to retweet us
Berating Bieber fans on Twitter
If you feel you meet the criteria, please send a CV and covering letter to junkeedmail@yahoo.co.uk. This is an unpaid position and travelling and lunch expenses are not covered. Feel free to bring me lunch though.
If you think its demeaning to intern for an intern, then frankly darling, this internship is not for you. Go write for free elsewhere.
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